Jay’s Christmas Thoughts for 2016

It is Christmas time again and because I was quite sick this year (I am finally well again thank you although mum was scared) this year seems more special somehow. So I have been thinking about my take on a few Christmassy things.

A Christmas Carol

Why talk about Christmas Past and Christmases still to come. As a cat I always live in the present and it seems to me people would be much better off at Christmas if they did the same thing – live in the moment, in fact all the glorious moments.

Santa Claws

Yes I realize that it is really Santa Claus. Either way I am open to presents from either one (hint to mum)

It’s A Wonderful Life

 Well, duh. I don’t need a whole movie to tell me that. I just have to look at mum.

 

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

Don’t get me started on the subject of snow. Just check out my video below. Let’s just say mum loves the white stuff and I definitely do not.

 

The Twelve Days of Christmas

I find this song totally offensive because cats are not mentioned anywhere (why not 10 cats a-purring?). What’s up with that? Anyone who has looked at the history of cats knows what important roles we have played throughout time. Instead they have pipers piping and lords-a-leaping! How silly.

Anyway I have my own personal list for the Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12^th day of Christmas, my true mum gave to me

12 treats for eating

11 naps by fires

10 hugs from mum

9 tummy rubs

8 walks outside

7 birds at windows

6 friends who visit

5 Golden toys

4 Chews of grass

3 catnip balls

2 special rugs

And a cat condo instead of a tree

– although our trees are always pretty.

 

 

Hold on to all your traditions – and each other.